Random comments

[John-H]

I heard a man say to his wife, "I made a discovery today at work today dear". She said, "You've worked at Land Rover for years and that joke's wearing a bit thin!"

[Doomed]

I heard a man say to his wife, "I made a discovery today at work today dear". She said, "You've worked at Land Rover for years and that joke's wearing a bit thin!"

She's right about that

[stonkr]

The early ones were a bit fragile, were maybe a bit thin and could be called a joke, but I think the Disco 4 is a very well sorted machine.

I suggest his wife needs to re-evaluate the manufacturing process in which her husband is involved.

[stonkr]

Dirty seals either let rain seep in giving you a puddle in your footwell or tell naughty jokes to the polar bears. Or maybe both.

EDIT: Also, today was the 250th anniversary (more or less) of the first recorded sandwich. I don't think the 4th Earl envisioned ice cream between his bread whilst playing cards.

[stonkr]

Someone had written LIGHT FLICKERING IN MENS TOILETS on the maintenance notice board at work.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one to misread it as I walked past.

[Doomed]

Someone had written LIGHT FLICKERING IN MENS TOILETS on the maintenance notice board at work.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one to misread it as I walked past.

To the next set of Mens toilets no doubt

[John-H]

Always polite, I offered my seat to a lady in a public lavatory. There was much confusion.

[Doomed]

But I want to play GOD

[John-H]

Thinking about pub toilets; is it negligent of an eight year old girl to go into a pub and leave her father unsupervised to run the country?

[Doomed]

In accordance with my 20 smiles.